Epic Description

Hey y'all.  Want to be creative?  Then write an epic description of yourself in the comments:

"She stood there, still and stern as stone.  The glasses resting on her nose gave her young face the look of years worth of intelligence and education.  A smattering of freckles were the only cheer on her hardened face as she gazed into the wind, observing the heartless landscapes of fate before her.  Her grey-blonde hair danced lightly in the dry wind, as dark as the growing clouds above her.    It was a long, treacherous road before her, and the knowledge of this weighed heavily upon the nerdy hero.

And then she smiled like a doofus and ruined the whole effect."