Of the students, Kaorin is
definitely my least favorite. She's
awkward, and primarily defined by her crush on Sakaki. On the other hand, she's at least more
interesting than Nyamo (in my opinion, anyway).
The huge difficulty in analyzing her is that she's almost never doing
anything that doesn't involve acting like an idiot in front of her crush. We simply don't get to see her at her best,
or know anything much about her.
Most fanfiction writers who
pair like to pair her off with Sakaki, making it so that she achieves her lofty
goals of catching her classmate's attention.
Why do people do this? Maybe they
feel sorry for Kaorin. Maybe they just
like gay fanfiction. Or perhaps they
identify with Kaorin, because her struggle reminds them of times in their past
when they were too afraid to get what they wanted. Maybe by giving Kaorin what she wants, it'll
feel like a cathartic way of having that thing the fanfic writer missed out on.
But you know where they
aren't getting this pairing from? The show.
I mean, holy crap, Kaorin is
the dictionary definition of awkward. Do
you see how she acts in front of Sakaki?
Sakaki is too reserved to do much about it, but do you really think she
doesn't see how ridiculous Kaorin gets?
Kaorin is forever staring at her in class, and always freaks out if it
looks like someone else is attracting Sakaki's attention. She says weird things all the time, too. Like when they were about to go on the third
summer vacation, and apparently the thing Kaorin says to her when she arrives
is something Japanese wives say to their husbands right after they marry. And the folk dance, when she won't let go of
Sakaki's hand? What is Sakaki supposed
to think about that?
The absolute worst was
during the three legged race in the second sports fest. Let's count all the ways Kaorin makes a fool
of herself.
1. freaking out when Sakaki
is drafted into the event.
2. growling at her best
friend when Chihiro suggests she could do the race after all.
3. making panicky promises
of trying her best before the race starts.
4. completely losing her
mind when they win.
5. suggesting they remain
tied together afterwards.